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not the greatest weed, but it creeps and gets the fucking job done.
we hit that colorado creeper. wasnt bad at first...but when i started driving it hit me hard 30 minutes later!!!! FUCK ME!
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HOLDEN COLORADO
The choice one makes because one is not gay, retarded or a raging transsexual.
A holden colorado owner (if male) can usually be found fighting off women who all want to ride in back ;).
To be a Colorado owner is to be a legend!
Dave drives a holden colorado!
Dave is a legend!
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The process of blowing on the coals of a fire to make it burn better
Cameron: Dude, the fire is dying out and it's freezing out here
Scott: Dont worry, I'll just give it a Colorado Blowjob
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The nasty little town in Northern Arizona that is home to a large sect of polygamists. Yes, a quaint village that is the West's answer to Deliverance country.
That lucky Jeramiah is one lucky bastard. He has twelve wives and lives in Colorado City.
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Best for the lucky few men who can go multiple rounds without an intermission, this is when a partner sucks off a man, and then (secretly) retains his seed in her mouth while she mounts him and rides him to her own climax. During her own orgasm, with thrill and ecstasy, she swallows the load she retained during her ride.
This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.
A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.
It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
I once flew into Colorado to meet this girl I've been talking to for a while. She was one of the wildest. She gave me a Colorado Creamer that I'll never forget.
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When you rub queso cheese on your partner during sex and they cum hard.
Man, Zach loves the Colorado Sear. I saw some queso in his ear yesterday.
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Hundreds of thousands of people moved to Colorado, especially Denver and Colorado Springs, starting in 2014 for the legal weed and generous government benefits. Colorado
Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.
These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.
Colorado Carpetbaggers come here, exploit this cool fun city , drive irresponsibly while overrunning the natives, and leaving them where natives can't afford to live here. They take advantage of the kind polite folks by making demands and then complain about the price later.
So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.
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