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colton

the act of homosexual anal penetration

i was offered a steamy, hard colton

by Pavolva January 1, 2009

100๐Ÿ‘ 301๐Ÿ‘Ž


colton

the most annoying emo piece of shit you will ever meet. Shut the fuck up and stop talking about avenged sevenfold you piece of trash

"Wow, Colton won't shut the fuck up, will he?"

by almxrr January 19, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


colton

refering to all males that are incredibly fat annoying and repulsive that no one likes. they are the scum of the earth and should be erradicated. commonly their faces a plauged with acne and the remains of their last meal due to their poor hygien and 3rd grade table manners. they play themselves off as cool but in reality they are nothing more than incompitant and very insecure.They are also equipt with a small penis comparable to a 7 year old and balls like a squirrel. they will undobtetly die loney in a cave with a large empty bottle of hand cream and chafing on both hands.

Ah who invited colton thistle? Lets just leave...

by pisspants1 August 24, 2008

95๐Ÿ‘ 340๐Ÿ‘Ž


colton

likes to lie about getting nudes. He actually just googles them and sends them to his friends so they think he can actually get girls....truth is he can only get niggers! he thinks he is good at baseball and will go pro... what a sad hopeless dream.

wow he pulled a colton? \
ya he just googled the nudes

oh man thats pathetic what a colton.

by colton clark October 17, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


colton

1. A gender confused male, who prefer shorter woman. Often with tiny genitals.

2. the act of homosexual anal penetration

3. Refers to guys who are incredibly annoying and douchy. Coltons are excessively squeaky and enjoy hitting on other people's girlfriends. This usually results in the Colton getting his ass kicked. Coltons give off a pungent odor and stains his pillows black. Just looking at a Colton compels most people to violent bursts of verbal obscenities.

1. I dont know if that colton is a guy or a girl.
2. I was recently offered a session of Colton.

by dolpha November 18, 2009

62๐Ÿ‘ 220๐Ÿ‘Ž


colton

he is very country, sus, trash at basketball, country ass bitch and gets no girls at all, he beats his meat every night

ur such a colton

by kaeveon jones November 28, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


colton

a person with a tiny penis and cannot get any girlsand cannot write and doesnt even know how to tie his shoe and is a chode Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.

look its tiny penis keller i wanna suck his chode lol Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.

by billy chode April 17, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž