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While having sex with a pregnant woman, the act of repeatedly driving your penis in so deep and with such great force that you actually create an indentation in the fetus' partially solidified cranium. When the child is born the depressed portion of the skull will provide you with a perfect place to set a can of your favorite beverage.
Dude. I hate that I have to wait another 3 months for Jill to pop that kid out. I'm getting god damn sick and tired of holding my own beer. My little Columbus Cupholder can not get here soon enough!
Its a middle school in a village called cicero,ILL the school is boring .The teacher don't give one fuck bout you and theres also a racist math teacher there her name is Ms.Homerding so watch out kids.The principal Mr.Garcia is chill but when it comes to bad things he mad af trust me.5th grades be thinking there the shit like Brianna and America 😂😂 y'all bitches tbh.Theres lot of beaners in the school so be aware.Lunch lady's are chill except for a couple of them which got fired🤣.so yeah thats Columbus West
Oh hey have you heard of the School Columbus West?
Yeah its fucking trash🙃
To claim a table at a restaurant without waiting at the host table. Walking up to the table and claiming it as yours instead of waiting.
I'm tired of this wait. See that table over there? Let's Columbus that bitch!
An expansion team in the NHL, entered in 2000. Have sucked since the beginning. One of the worst things about the NHL.
Ohio resident: Columbus Bluejackets? What the hell is that?
Hockey fan: A shitty expansion team no one cares about.
A man's stubbornness to ask for directions, even when he has no idea where he is.
Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Woman: We've passed that gas station twice already. Overcome your Columbus Complex and ask for directions.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
a guy who found America after the native Americans and after the Vikings and he also commit genocide against the native Americans and rapped minors after he enslaved them and brang them yo Spain so don't celebrate st.patricks day
christopher columbus = old hitler
the sexiest guys alive especially if they play football & they probably drive audis or bmws or benz. & they are extremly datable by any girl except the dumb lourdes & carollton bitches who are way too prude for them.
2 girls see a columbus guy walk by
Girl 1: damnn id hit that soooo harddd
girl 2: ugh he is soo sexyyy