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Comfortably Dumb

1. a state where someone is leaving in a state of catatonic stupor. Said person is so incompetant and so inconprehending that you can drop hints of something being wrong or going wrong bad and the person won't respond or bat an eye. It's a state of being in dream land. As it's said, "Ignorance Is Bliss".

2. a condition where a person "plays dumb" in order to flunk out of a class he or she hates and doesn't want to be in anyhow.

1. for years the economy has been in horrible shape. Many people have been diverted by war shown as entertainment on TV (manipulating prejudices, stereotypes and hateful passions), lovely sexy-but-airheaded bimbos, gossip, and star worship and more. The newscaster throws in a brief bit about the recession then he tells some cockamaimy or cutesy-wutsey heart-tugger tale. The unnoticing, inattentive and unflinching public says "Amen". They have become comfortably dumb.

2. Soozie hated her Business class. She was pressured by her academic advisor to sign up for it, so she intentually flunked all its exams. She acted comfortably dumb to get out a course that bored her to tears.

3, and the paper today
tells of war and waste
then you turn right over to the TV page...

CROWDED HOUSE

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 6, 2009

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Comfort art

Art made to confort the artist, someone else, or both. It could be described as positive vent art

"Oh, this drawing is just some comfort art."

by AstroIsOffline August 29, 2021


comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.

I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.

by RealDollParts February 11, 2017


Comfort Trap

When you have things to do with your life and someone comes over to make you comfortable. So comfortable, you stay there much longer than you intended.

Boy: Time to get out of bed and be productive!

Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap

by TheDustyCactus January 20, 2019


comfort shorts

A pair of comfortable cotton shorts, sometimes can be bought as part of a Comfort Set which includes comfort shorts and a t-shirt. Usually worn around the home but are suitable on a short trip to the corner store for bread and milk. Could also be worn to pick up takeaway on a Friday night.

"Man, what a day. Where the heck are my comfort shorts?"
"Hun you look hot in those comfort shorts but they're probably not the best thing to wear to the movies tonight"

by ninjamaster March 1, 2013


Get comfortable

The thing you do while waiting for GLaDOS to warm up the neurotoxin emmiters.

A morality core was implanted in GLaDOSโ€™s mainframe when she flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make her stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, when you remove the morality core, you should
get comfortable while she warms up the neurotoxin emitters.

by Reichschancellor William May 2, 2021

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Comfort pee

When a big beahded man named Dan sits on the toilet to pee cause he's lazy as fahk and can't piss like a man.

We nevah have to worry about Dan peeing on the toilet cause he always sits down for a comfort pee.

by RedBeahd617 July 2, 2015