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Takeing a shit on someones car.
There goes poklemba squeezing out a connecticut steamer on that old ladys car.
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Truly one of the most horrific, painful, disgusting, despicable shootings in American history. 26 innocent people at Sandy Hook Elementary school murdered. 20 of them being kids. All of the adults murdered were women. Every kid that was murdered was 7 years old or younger. After hearing the story for the first time, you literally break down into tears crying and thinking about all the innocent little kids and teachers who were murdered. And all of the kids that DID survive the Connecticut Shooting will never be the same. They had to see real live dead bodies, blood, fear, tears, and so, SO much more hell than the average person would see in their lifetime. These poor kids are scarred for life. And imagine all of the parents, grandparents, friends, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc. who lost loved ones in this shooting. Their lives will never be the same either. Everybody across America has been shaken by this tragic occurrence that took place on 12/14/12.
Rest in Peace to the following in the Connecticut Shooting, you will NEVER be forgotten:
Charlotte Bacon - Age: 6
Daniel Barden - Age: 7
Rachel Davino - Age: 29
Olivia Engel - Age: 6
Josephine Gay - Age: 7
Ana Marquez-Greene - Age: 6
Dylan Hockley - Age: 6
Dawn Hochsprung - Age: 47
Madeleine Hsu - Age: 6
Catherine Hubbard - Age: 6
Chase Kowalski - Age: 7
Jesse Lewis - Age: 6
James Mattioli - Age: 6
Grace McDonnell - Age: 7
Anne Marie Murphy - Age: 52
Emilie Parker - Age: 6
Jack Pinto - Age: 6
Noah Pozner - Age: 6
Caroline Previdi - Age: 6
Jessica Rekos - Age: 6
Avielle Richman - Age:6
Lauren Rousseau - Age: 30
Mary Sherlach - Age: 56
Victoria Soto - Age: 27
Benjamin Wheeler - Age: 6
Allison Wyatt - Age: 6
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preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.
Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.
Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.
Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?
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Placing one's penis between the fleshy folds of another person's belly for sexual pleasure.
I really wanted breakfast, but instead got a Connecticut Muffin
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Any person who works or does business in the State of Connecticut and is successful over an extended period of time.
I have been living and working in Connecticut for more then eight years, and I still haven’t ended up loosing my shirt; but only because I am a Connecticut Gangster.
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Plymouth, located in southern litchfield county, is considered to be where the elite of Plymouth Connecticut's three neighborhoods, Terryville, Plymouth , and Pequabuck live. So-called townies are rare in this part of Plymouth for they tend to congregate around patco, in the lower-class neighborhood of Terryville, renowned for its excessive amount of pot dealers. Plymouth, however, is it's polar opposite, it consists of classy, colonial homes, upper-middle class families, and beautiful farmlands, in contrast to downtown Terryville, which consists of many gas-stations, a few questionable resturuants, and the new Mcdonald's, which is sadly, the nicest thing in that part of town.
Ex 1: Kid moving: I'm moving to Terryville connecticut.
Kid's Friend: Damn, that sucks.
Ex 2: Kid moving: I'm moving to plymouth connecticut!!
Kid's friend: DUDE YOU SO LUCKY.
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The act of having sex with a white woman.
"Hey, Kurt, what are you doing this weekend?"
"I am going to Connecticut!"
"Excellent. Enjoy the act of having sex with a white woman."