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Old definition: One who wishes to preserve old evils as opposed to a liberal who clamors for new ones.
New definition: Someone who believes in ultra-fascist government where a single leader makes all decisions and is unquestionable, combined with a radical upward redistribution of income and cruelty for the fun of it; as opposed to a liberal who wants to dismantle the military, trust terrorists not to hurt us, and eat the rich. One of two classes of fuckwit in this country.
How dare you attack the integrity of the president in front of me, I'm a conservative you know.
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Someone who believes in the principles of limited government, sound classical economic policy, and/or federalism. See founding fathers. Except Jefferson. Screw Jefferson. DO NOT SEE Neoconservative, i.e. who believes in the principles of a socially active federal government that avoids any discussion of economic theory.
I may be a conservative, but don't hold it against me, its only because I have read an economic textbook before.
Jefferson sucks.
Liberal: Don't elect him, he's a social facist!
Conservative: That may be true, but what does that have to do with me being a politician?
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A lowly creature that seeks to be relevant in mordern times, someone whos only platform should be the circus.
Normal person: whats a conservative?
Normal person 2: oh you know obe of thise cretin always jabbering "Gawd, gunz n cuntry..hyuk hyuk" (insert banjo tune)
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The normal political party.
“Conservative” a rational person that doesn’t have his head up his own ass
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"isn't it frustrating when liberals go too far and conservatives are just clueless?"
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One who has literal conservative values and objectives, but is intelligent enough to self govern through anarchism.
Note: This person is not concerned with the standard Ideals of the American "conservative" party. Eg: Anti-abortion, Christian/religious, anti-gay, pro-gun.
Although they can incorporate these ideals into their personal political structure even if they are not in fact literally conservative.
The conservative anarchists didn't waste resources, nor did they require a governmental entity to have a successful society. Less waste and more money and resources saved by all the conservative anarchists, was spent to fund education and science instead of a millionaire politicians yacht collection.
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One who opposes the state and all government control, whilst remaining socially conservative. Conservative anarchists oppose state coercion but do not necessarily object to a naturally occuring hierarchy in certain social situations, e.g. religious institutions.
Conservative anarchists might-
oppose abortion, drug use and pornography.
support a traditional family structure and gun rights.
Likely to be, but not necessarily, religious. Often Christian, taking inspiration from the Christian community in Acts.
Tend to favour property rights, but does not necessarily take a strong position. As such, conservative anarchists are not to be confused with anarcho-capitalists.
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