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cooking me

Making Somebody Mad 😑

Some Of Y'all Females Be Cooking Me With Y'all Stiff Weaves

by IssaSack March 23, 2017

59πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dane cook of

To be the Dane Cook of something means to appear as though you have a certain level of mastery in your field usually due to status or popularity but upon closer examination there is very little coherence or substance.

Opinions of Dane Cook's comedic talent vary greatly. The rational however is that during his performances Mr. Cook gives out a lot of energy and expresses himself with wild movements giving the illusion that he is funny. Upon closer examination however, his material seems shallow and contains very little substance.

This was popularized by the TV Show Archer where the main character Archer describes Karate as the Dane Cook of martial arts.

Also, during a Family Guy episode where two generic characters are attending Mr. Cooks performance one character asks the other if Dane Cook had actually said something funny, to which he other character responds, that he since he is moving around a lot, he must have.

Paul Krugman is the Dane Cook of economics.

by Jimmy-Bean October 27, 2010

183πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


cooking yams

Doing a lot of work, or moving fast.

Usian Bolt was cooking yams on that track.

by BarbCity October 17, 2013


Cooked cunt

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

by bunchbiccedcunts May 13, 2015

70πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Cooking with Maddie

The world famous chef Madelyn Grace host her own popular TV show on the food network called β€œCooking with Maddie.”

Allegedly threw her shoe at Emma Kate’s eye. Awaiting jail time to be announced.

I love the show Cooking with Maddie. It’s AMAZING!!!

by BigThotThiccBoi May 18, 2019


Cook it up

To start something and to get it done quickly

Cook it up in the bathroom so you get to class faster

by Dagthefam November 3, 2018


jamie cook

Plays guitar in british indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys.

Jamie Cook = hotness...

by Lily .. June 29, 2006

125πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž