When somebody sends you a youtube video that you can't stand and related videos continue to show up in your feed.
Davey sent me some stupid Redneck Tennessee rap video and now all I see is the jawja boys and now I got his video cooties.
V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together
My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night
His rubbed his cootie blaster after seeing a smokin' hotty.
Used to make fun of someone's group/squad.
Jake: Your such a loser!
Me: what are you gunna do run to your Cootie Squad.(๏ฟฃ_,๏ฟฃ )
Left over corn on the cob? No problem. Insert it into your partner's vagina and you have yourself some cootie corn.
Chris: Should we throw out the left over corn?
Stacy: I have a better idea...
Chris: Cootie Corn? :)
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A terrible disease contracted by Allie Howland. Symptoms include: slight nausea, extreme cravings for mac+cheese, urges to purchase every new bath product at CVS, urges to give the middle finger to just about everyone, and reckless driving. To cure this terrible disease please contact 1800-NoMoreAl.
Peter: "omg! I just got Al Cootie from sharing trail mix with Allie Howland"
Jan: "You should have known better"
Peter: "I better call 1800-NoMoreAl right away!"
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a cootie bone is a gay man that wish he had a cootie but he has a bone. (dick)
look at that cootie bone wearing a dress.
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