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A religious icon that refutes the existence of all self serving religious beliefs
Because they murder in the name of Allah, the cosmic muffin shall smite them.
The cosmic muffin looked down on Jesus and pitied him
Im hungry. Its muffin time.
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Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."
My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.
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The newly nominated archrival of epic fail.
Declaring a sense of pride, hope, or success.
Usually combined with a high five or another sense of nonverbal agreement.
Frank: I want people to stop saying epic, it's so old.
James: I couldn't agree more.
Frank: Cosmic win! *head bash*
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A multicultural term for white people.
"Hey, white dork with glasses!"
"I'm not white, you jerk! I'm frickin' cosmic latte! With Sugar!"
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Where you give a person a wedgie and you rip a piece of their underwear off.
Two weeks ago, I gave myself a cosmic wedgie then made my little brother ate the ripped piece. Not kidding.
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A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.
"You have a high tolerance to physical pain, so the cosmic forces have converted the comfort you get from this into stress and tension in other parts of your life."
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Wanting to know the mind of God is a cosmic joke. You really should be asking yourself, "What's in the mind of God's therapist?" And there it is: the underlying joke. Life. God's therapist. The rapist. Whenever you start thinking you've got the hang of it, it finds a way to fuck you up the ass.
Life is a cosmic joke.
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