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cottage cheese

white residue found on an unwashed penis, very smelly

yes I suck cock but I don't eat cottage cheese

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

58πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


cottage cheese

when someone doesn't shower and they get a cottage cheese like substance in their foreskin. In other words really fucking nasty

Ingram is stinky and has a cottage cheese dick.

by Fiscal February 19, 2005

52πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


cottage brew

The collected bodily fluids of a bromosexual orgy mixed with a local pale ale, usually served while listening to shitty cover bands.

Lets go drink some cottage brew and watch Darryl's band play April Wine songs badly at some dive bar.

by Livefreelordiehard February 28, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cottage back

A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.

My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.

by Mrs. Columbia June 11, 2008

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cottage Cheese

Cellulite found on legs of aged persons, typically women

Student: Yo, Ms Holt has some nasty cottage cheese going on, she needs to wear some pants!

by Ashwin Jevi May 21, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cottage cheese

when somethin just AINT right, like you aint be feelin it all dat much u kno??

shorty up in da club dancin wit her tampon string hangin out ..shieeet DATS COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!

by Simon Fraser October 6, 2008

31πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


cottage cheese

A think white substance that accumulates in the vaginal area due to uncleanliness. It has the appearance of cottage cheese.

All of the guys were scared to sleep with Lara because she had a bad case of cottage cheese.

by STD Free March 17, 2008

31πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž