fat cough

when you walk up a set of stairs and you're out of breath but you don't want to look like you're out of shape so you cough to make it look like your sick.

Person 1: Why does john have to fat cough when we're walking down stairs.

Person 2: He's 500 pounds give him a break.

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Katrina Cough

The upper respiratory aggravation caused by the dried debree left over in post Katrina New Orleans. Symptoms include coughing, sneezing, runny nose, itchy eyes. Can't be cured with Robitussen

Ever since I moved back to the South Shore I've had that Katrina cough.

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Cough you !

This is the equivalent of bless you for someone who is coughing. It is the polite thing to say.

If a person is coughing, you say "Cough you !".

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Courtesy Cough

The cough, necessary or not, made by a bathroom stall dweller, alerting outsiders that the stall is in use.

With the stall lock broken, Brad felt the need to give a courtesy cough, just in case someone felt the need to intrude on his private poop area.

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Cooter cough

A vagina fart

Mary was doing yoga positions, then bent over and a cooter cough came out.

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coughing gas

The act of farting so much, that smells like shit, makes one start to cough

Bobby has farting gas so bad, he immediately starts to cough, after passing some coughing gas.

Penis Cough

After you nut so many times, the orgasm is dry

Me and that bitch Shanda went so many times I had a penis cough