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When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
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NOPE
- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
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(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)
George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"
John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."
A Women(Typically A Older Woman 30s-80s) Who Argues With Cashiers At Retail Stores In The US About Coupons/Deals On Items And Doesn’t Stop Until She Gets That Deal And Gets A Manager Over To The Counter And Either Badgers The Cashier To Death Or Gets The Cashier In Trouble
You Won’t Believe The Coupon Karen I Encountered Today At Walmart
A conspiracy between Big Business and the printer-ink manufacturers to get people to buy more ink-cartridges.
Most printable coupons are a majorly-wasteful rip-off --- you use more money in ink to print the coupon than you save from redeeming said coupon at the counter!
A "clip 'n' save" slip of paper for a local restaurant dat entitles you to a free or discounted upgrade in da mustard-sauce included wif your meal.
Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany always orders just bargain-basement fare whenever we go out to eat; she never asks for fancy seasonings unless I have a poupon coupon for said meal.
This coupon can be used October 21 for the booty picture this coupon can be used for 5
Let me use the coupon for boottty
Booty pic coupon
It’s part of girl math; it’s cash, however if you buy something with “government coupons” it voids the cost of the item, making it “free”
I bought this candy bar with “government coupons, therefore this candy bar was free
Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.