Snatch Cover

Any scrap clothing covering the female genitalia (Booty shorts, thongs, underwear, mini skirts, etc).

"Working at Hooters is just a snatch cover away from stripping."

Cover recovery

When you hear an atrociously bad cover of a song you like and need to go hear the better version of the song.

I heard Adele's cover of well, any song really and I needed to engage in cover recovery.

ballin' covers

Defined as a term used in conjunction when extremely exhausted and are ready for bed

Laura says shes tired and expresses "im about ready to be ballin' covers!!!"

Hover Cover

The act of having a fat friend block the teacher's line of vision while you sneak out of class at the time when everyone is hovering around the classroom door waiting to leave.

Jon: Man, this class is gonna take forever to end. Let's go roam the halls.
Seb: Make sure you get Russell first, that big guy's our Hover Cover

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talon covers

socks, started by leroy vencak, i though i was very funny because i was incredibly high when he said it. he made it up at the same time i heard oochie wally for the first time

damn, i need a set of talon covers

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Cover Fire

Pissing really loudly in a public restroom so the guy in the stall can rip a nasty crap without embarrassment.

Dude 1: Bro, thanks for laying down that cover fire, I had tacos for lunch.

Dude 2: No prob buddy! I just drank a big gulp, so that worked out great!

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manhole cover

slang for a sanitary napkin

I'm wearing a manhole cover today so you can't eat me.

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