Covid Cowgirl

Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.

I’m going to make Lauren do the covid cowgirl tonight so I don’t catch the corona virus.

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Covid-19Idiots

Covid-19Idiots, people who are willing to risk their lives and others to go out in public and go about life as if we’re not in an deadly pandemic!

Sixteen friends tested positive for Covid-19 after a night at a local bar, they are all Covid-19idiots.

To all the people that went to the club last night, congratulations you’re all Covid-19idiots!

Did you see the 19,000 Covid-19Idiots at trump rally today with no mask on!

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Covid queef

The action of spreading Covid through a queef.

Put your underwear back on to protect against the Covid queef.

She queefed on me and I had to get a Covid test.

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Covid-1984

Covid-1984 is a controlavirus

Covid-1984 inserted itself into reality

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Mr. COVID

Mr. COVID is Mr clean’s twin and the only difference is that Mr. COVID snatches people who are not wearing masks and eats them. Most of the time he comes when people are asleep.

Hey bro, have you seen Joe? I think he got snatched by the Mr. COVID

Covid-Line

A line formed outside a business implemented during the Coronavirus pandemic and due to social distance, one customer comes in as one customer comes out of that said business.

I waited an hour outside of Costco to get in because of the Covid-Line.

COVID-19

a dumb virus that allows white moms to buy all the god damn toilet paper and cannned goods

fuck you karen fuck you

WHITE MOMS: ohhhhhhhhh i need to get over 300 rolls of tp bc of COVID-19

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