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Cracked

(v) used to describe a person doing something so crazy that only a white person would do it

Person 1: Have you heard? Weasel cracked off man. He went waterskiing and the nigga took off the skis halfway through the ride. He tried running on water. He's crazy man.
Person 2: Yeah that nigga cracking man.

by Weasel Poppin December 29, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cracked it

When you are waiting on something with an uncertain outcome which eventuates for example when the dead ting was using the Major Tom technique to avoid the 437737 he cracked it when he managed not to pass out.

Do you know if he got the job bro?
Yea heard he cracked it!

by Highzenberg Pinkman July 5, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cracked

Someone who so crazy they might as well be on crack

Friend: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?

You: What, are you cracked?

by RedFlev February 3, 2019

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cracked

While the term 'Cracked' is more often than not used to casually describe a hit/blow to the face (or other variations of being beaten the shit out of).

However, 'Cracked' is also the name of an off-color humor/satire website, as well as the less popular Cracked Magazine. The website publishes articles with obscure and enticing titles, e.g, "4 Things I Regret Doing While Drunk in The Emergency Room". As we can see, many of the articles are intended for humor. On the contrary, articles such as, "6 Terrifying Creatures That Keep Going After They're Dead" contain factual knowledge with cited sources. No humor is left out of these less trivial articles, however, as off-color comedy is slyly thrown in throughout the entire article. There's also many related forms of publishing on Cracked, including videos and forums (etc.).

John: "I'm fucking sick of dumb humor websites. They make me laugh but when I laugh I feel like George Dubya after a stroke that was treated for in a Jackson, Mississippi hospital."

Dave: "Go to Cracked! You'll laugh your ass off while learning a bunch of cool shit about life. Most of it is actually useful, so it doesn't feel like your brain cells are imploding like Sarah Palin trying to cross the Bering Strait. I stay on it for hours, it's addicting as hell bro!"

by TheInformacistOfToday May 25, 2012

24๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


crack

1. whats going on.

2. to joke.

3. the atmosphere

4. for the sake of it

(all used mainly in UK)

1. whats the crack ere then?

2. he's funny..can crack a joke or two like

3. aii...went to that party last night..was a good crack!

4. ohh lets just go for the crack!

by northern-bird November 10, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


crack

1) to hit. usually punch but sometimes smack.
2) to be able to hit with a lot of power
3) to tax in order to punish

1) That cunt better pay what he owes today or he's gonna get cracked.
2) Mike Tyson had no heart but he sure could crack.
3) "I'm gonna crack him good for that comment about your wife. How's 200,000 sound?"

by rico de la roca October 16, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


crack

Crack has two definitions (that you want to know about:-). The first definition of Crack is the drug, which puts our body and mind into an emotional high. When the drugs wear off the crack then puts our bodies into a negative emotion, therefore making the stoner want more.

The second definition of a crack is a specialized software or patch that modifies another software (or game, etc) so it can perform illegal functions that is not allowed or prohibited by the rightful publisher. A crack/patch can modify a trial version game and convert it to the actually full game. Any programmers who develop cracks and give them to the public can programme a crack to extend or unlock a executable file without having to buy it.

SloppyJoe: I downloaded trial version of CSS dude, and cracked it.

Janice: OMG, i bought it the other day.

SloppyJoe: sux0r.

by Kyaa! July 30, 2006

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