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For a gay man to violently sodomize another man in a men's restroom.
"Did you hear on the news? That man got craig'd in the bathroom!"
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A person that annoys many. This man is one full of emotion and is not afraid to show it!
OH MY!!! Craig was being so annoying he always gets butt hurt about everything! :/
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(verb) To masturbate under a desk or table during class.
Only applies to men masturbating as "craig" is a masculine verb. Only masturbating under a desk or table does not constitute as craiging, the deed must occur in a classroom during a lecture or other educational lesson.
Origin: From the Celtic name "Craig" transformed through anthimeria from a noun into a verb because of a dumbass of the same name performing said act.
"Hey, did you hear about that kid in Mr. Witt's class?"
"Craig? Masturbating? Yeah I heard."
"He was totally craiging!"
"Did you see our substitute teacher's cleavage?"
"Yeah, I'm totally going to craig to that"
"Great idea man, pass the hand lotion."
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Example: “Who’s he?”
“That’s Craig the creepy Fisherman”
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the act of being "salty" or extremely over dramatic.
An old lady cut you in line at McDonald's and you get "craig" and flick her off.
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To cut open someones vein and fuck it, until you cum inside of the vein, killing them in the most inhumane manner.
Jerry: dude i need to get outta town! i craiged this guy last night and now he is in my closet.
Steve: Want some crack?
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The penultimate TWAT... who probably eats kids
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