king crane

a YouTube who shitpost random crap

king crane: ready jack?
jack: sadly commits suicide

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crane machine

when youre banging a girl and shes 9 months pregnant, you reach in there and grab the little fucker and tell him, "Get out you little fucker, this is my house... bitch!"

I couldn't wait for my child to be born, and one night i got really horny and gave my old bitch a crane machine.

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crane camping

What faggot ass noob cops do on a San An multiplayer (SA:MP)cops and robber server. noncops can sell certain cars for money at a red checkpoint by the crane, cops sit there all fucking day and dish out tickets to the noncop players. crane camping cops are the scum of SA:MP. I mean really, how much god damn fun can it be sitting around at a fucking checkpoint typing /tk and gaining a point.

Sometimes, there is a bank robbery, all the cops spring into action and do abso-fucking-lutely nothing and players with money in the bank lose some of it.

dipshit cop: DUR IM TKING PEOPLE LOL I ROX MY POINTS R SO HIGH I GOT LEVEL 5 AND I GOT 2500 BUCKS LOL CRANE CAMPING PWNS.

noncop: you know if you stop a bank robber you get takedown ($2,000) and also a bonus of 10 grand. how bout not being a stupid cunt and do your motherfucking job.

dipshit cop: HEY SCREW U NOOB I EM ENFORCING THE LAWS

noncop: sure if this was real life, but this isn't, now enjoy my shotgun shells as they enter into your back and kill you.

dipshit cop: DM DM DEATHMATCHING NOOB

noncop: stfu you stupid Kibax, you got pwnt.

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Greg Crane

watery shit

i took the sloppiest "Greg Crane" today, but boy do i feel a lot lighter.

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crane hoe

usally a woman who performs oral sex on a man alot.

she is such a crane hoe!

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whooping crane

An indication of extreme, prolonged activity (or perceived extreme activity) accompanied by a drastic degree of involvement.

"I just don't have time to hang out with you guys anymore. T've been working like a whooping crane".
(NOTE: the emphasis is placed on the SECOND word. "Whooping CRANE!"

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crane trickshot

Usually a trickshot that is hit in midair when you jump of the crane in a popular game known as phantom forces. Phantom forces is known mostly for its crane an iconic structure that appears in the game. Usually people use that spot for sniping but occasionally it is used by people to jump off of and achieve a trickshot.

RandomPlayer: *Gets crane trickshotted halfway across the map*\
trickshotter : OMFG get crane trickshotted you NOOOOOOOOBBB!!!

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