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Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase
Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡
A Jew with amber friend zoning him everyday
Sorry alex crawford I’m friend zoning u
trick ass bitch but pretty chill and needs to kill herself
Guy: your such a madison crawford
Girl: kill yourself
Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.
When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.
Worst schools in Cork principal is above 6” and don’t know how to stfu half the time all a bunch of cheeky shits in there
Don’t waste your time with st als Crawford st
When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet
Boss called, he wants a Dirty Crawford again