Steak and Ice Cream

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.

3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream

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ice Cream Truck

a secret kidnapping truck for slaves

eeeeee ice cream truck

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Ice Cream

A delicious, cold treat you once screamed for in the back of you mom's minivan...

Ice cream is awesome and comes in a ton of different flavors. Try it with bacon if you dare!

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Ice Cream Date

What you tell your family/children when you are sneaking away to have sex in a car.

"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."

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Ice Cream Poacher

A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.

Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.

ice cream butt

An ass that just melts into the legs.

Those yoga pants totally expose her ice cream butt.

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strawberry ice cream

The absolute best fucking flavor of the food so good it came from Mars that humans called ice cream. This flavor of the Mind bending epic food that freezes and warms you will make all the other flavors kill themselves in jealousy.

Person 1: did you try some of that vanilla ice cream?

Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream

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