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a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.
After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.
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you are fucking drunk. you cum inside a bitch without a condom. then you are like oh shit hopefully the bitch doesnt get pregnant.
That party was sick last night bro, I got so fucked up I blackout creampied that girl who was dancing on the pool table.
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When you ejaculate inside a woman's vagina and have her stand over your face and drop the semen back into your mouth then spit the semen back into her mouth and have her force the semen back up your asshole then leak the feces tainted semen back into the girls mouth forcing her to swallow.
I had to break up with Lori after I found out she let Tyrone give her a Darjeeling Creampie.
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Lori's breath was horrible and I had a hard time kissing her after she let Tyrone give her a Darjeeling Creampie.
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A fresh take on an old classic - following quickly after the ejaculation part of the traditional creampie, and while still fully erect, the dude urinates inside said creampied hole to create a rich, golden slurry that then oozes out, thus creating the Golden Creaampie.
Side note: the Golden Creampie can also be attained by ejaculating and pissing simultaneously, though this maneuver takes much training and zen mastery.
Yo, see that brunette over there? I wouldn't that just Creampie that ass, I'd Golden Creampie that shit.
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When the female is unaware and disproves when the male ejaculates inside of her. Usually responded in panic.
Male: I just came inside of you
Female: What??? Are you fucking serious??
Male: I just got you pregnant. *Laughs*
Female: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Male: I did an ambush creampie for the video.
Female: Oh my fucking god you asshole. We're getting Plan B after this video.
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When you tie a girl up then throat fuck her from on top until she starts vomiting. Once she starts vomiting you hold her nose so she suffocates while you cum in her mouth using her puke as lube. If she can hold her breath until you cum she lives
"I really just want to find a girl who will do the ohioan creampie with me."
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1. In baseball, the act of shoving a shaving cream pie on the face of a teammate who is giving a television interview following a heroic act, such as batting in a game-winning run on the final play of a game
2. The act and result of one man ejaculating into the anus of another man.
After Derek Jeter's walk-off, A-Rod totally gave him a Yankee creampie.
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