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When you and your homies decide to jump the fence at someone's crib when they ain't home and you get a free swim in their pool when its fukkin hot out.
Yo, its too hot G, let's go crib dippin.
Any baby that has little to no hair, makes many random and odd babbling sounds, and looks impish in a diaper. Usually found sitting or standing in a crib just sounding and looking odd, like a small troll. May have staring habit as well and funny teeth.
Dick : "So I met this chick I've been talking to invited me over the other day, I wanted to date her until I saw and heard her crib troll.."
Johnson : "Whats a crib troll man?"
Dick : "Just a strange looking baby man, the kind thats weird to see and sounds impish."
The domicile of a drug dealer. A place full of snow and ice.
I want to do some skating man.
Well lets head to the Yetti's Crib
Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.
"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."
The smell of a baby that has been in its crib for too long without being bathed.
Omg when was the last time that baby has been bathed, it smells like crib rot.
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when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.
steve has crib dick.
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