The Disabledness After getin Purple Nurpled
john got a serious crippled nipple aafter yesterday
The problem of having a crippling meme adiction and not being able to control it
He was a good kid, but then he became a crippling memeaholic
Usually the group of hurt athletes sitting on the sidelines or the bench. Can consist of but is not limited to; The kid who is always hurt, the kid who is hurt once and or the kid who everyone knows isn't hurt but acts like he is to skip a practice/game. usually 3 or more of them makes a crew any less its not. Quite common
Dude why are those guys over on the bench for I haven't seen them play yet?
Oh that's the cripple crew
the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"
"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"
"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"
*viciously rips nipples"
"OWWWWWWWWWW"
A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.
he only goes at cripple speed.
A crippled person who is extremely ripped and tough
Mary: Jim has really big arms and sweet abs!!
Joe: I know and he's cripple he is a total Cripple Carl!!
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