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It is when you have a friend that is bald but wears a wig.(Can be used for anybody)
Friend 1: Cris Is Bald, Cris Is Bald
Friend 2: He does wear a wig
Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.
- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri
The NFL announcer that sucks Patrick Mahomes off everytime he makes any play.
There the announcer goes giving him the Cris Collinsworth treatment.
The specific reason why you are crying.
Cries in no Disney plus subscription.
The best couple in the world. They'll do anything and everything for each other. They have ups and downs but no matter what they always make it work. They love each other to the core and they will be lifelong partners.
Tricia and cris are the best couple in the universe!
Tall Dark and Handsome.
He is simple yet attractive. He have a big dick. Can kiss a stranger just a second. He hides his true feeling.
Being Cris June is advantageous.
A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."
Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."