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When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.
That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.
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You seem like you have a lot of new bills in your pocket - like you just got paid.
Origination: Bills freshly minted are crisp and when they're put in your pocket they make a crinkling sound that sounds like rice crispies in your pants.
Beauford: Yo, I just got paid man, let's go out.
Samuel: You buyin me some drinks outta that crispy pocket?
Dekwan: My pocket's crispy tonight -- where the squirrels at? I'll buy them alllllll their drinks.
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Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits
Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?
When you are having sex on the beach and you pull out and dip your cock in the sand and ram her in the ass! Totally painful and totally funny! :-)
I was fucking this chick on the beach and she started to doze off so i gave her the crispy chicken
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A flawless, perfectly timed set of four consecutive shots from the Battle Rifle in Halo's MLG settings, killing the opponent.
I just killed Munoz, he was a victim of my crispy four
I hand out crispy fours all day like it's my job
You just got a crispy four, later gamer
A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.
At the end of a long summer day, Jordan took a big sip of his crispy Sprite.
firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).
By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.
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