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crispy critter

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.

That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.

by electricjam420 July 20, 2012

106๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crispy Pocket

You seem like you have a lot of new bills in your pocket - like you just got paid.

Origination: Bills freshly minted are crisp and when they're put in your pocket they make a crinkling sound that sounds like rice crispies in your pants.

Beauford: Yo, I just got paid man, let's go out.
Samuel: You buyin me some drinks outta that crispy pocket?

Dekwan: My pocket's crispy tonight -- where the squirrels at? I'll buy them alllllll their drinks.

by katam December 22, 2010

33๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crispy cream

Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits

Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?

by Beeeeeaaaach May 4, 2020


crispy chicken

When you are having sex on the beach and you pull out and dip your cock in the sand and ram her in the ass! Totally painful and totally funny! :-)

I was fucking this chick on the beach and she started to doze off so i gave her the crispy chicken

by kevin sinc June 27, 2006

112๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


crispy four

A flawless, perfectly timed set of four consecutive shots from the Battle Rifle in Halo's MLG settings, killing the opponent.

I just killed Munoz, he was a victim of my crispy four

I hand out crispy fours all day like it's my job

You just got a crispy four, later gamer

by Jabop September 25, 2009


Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

At the end of a long summer day, Jordan took a big sip of his crispy Sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 15, 2019


crispy critters

firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).

By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.

by Artnunymiss February 18, 2017

32๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž