Mormon Crisis

The self realization that the rest of the world is having fun without you and your Mormon lifestyle. Typically a late 20's or early 30's something male who has never had a drink of alcohol or had sex with anybody other than his wife of 10 years. The male will rebel with his apostate and non-religious friends to equal a freshman in college, only 10-15 years older than the norm. Many males suffering a Mormon Crisis and leave the church because they are happier and feel the church has been holding them back from happiness.

Troy and Nathan are suffering a Mormon Crisis down at the local bar, they are out of control being that this is the first drink they've ever had and they are both 32 years old.

19👍 14👎

Midlife Crisis

A group of middle-aged (or over) men dressed in biker gear with beards.

Usually found near motor bikes and are the biggest softies you will ever meet.

"Wow john look at that Midlife Crisis over there"-Pat
"Ye Pat, must be about 5 of them"- John

6👍 3👎

Sensitivity Crisis

The growing epidemic among millennials which describes the growing influx of PC babies.

The sensitivity crisis is far worse than the pain killer epidemic afflicting this country.

7👍 3👎

Midnight crisis

When a person falls into a state of panic or crisis during the night. Usually triggered by one useless thought, the midnight crisis is common when the person is failing in trying to sleep.

Example of a midnight crisis
"Are you ok?"
"What am I doing with my life? Why am I here?"
"All I said was what did you do today"

6👍 3👎

coochi crisis

When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).

I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!

13👍 10👎

Existential Crisis

Obsessively looking for answers, not knowing why you exist, looking for the meaning of life and your reason to be here on Earth.

"My best friend of 5 years told me he was an existential crisis.. I simply asked my therapist what I should have answered.. His response, "Run!"

18👍 16👎

Jesus Crisis

The combined total of the confusion and chaos created by all the religeous factions, their dogma, ritual and conflicting interpretations of ancient superstitious writings and failed attempts to give meaning to natural phenomenon.

People are murdering each other over who has the best imaginary friend, jesus crisis!

3👍 1👎