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A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket
i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets
An enterprise-grade tranny.
That retard did a Mark Crouch and cut his own dick off.
A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”
“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
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When a man burps after a drink and it smells of semen.
Dave downed his pint and there was a smell like a dirty crouch.
Hannah Crouch is wifey af. Justus needs to back off because she is Alainah’s boo thang!!!
The act of crouching over a woman to engage her in the fashion of an 8-ball break at a pool table
Bobby lines up on Betty in the tournament crouch, silence please
Pussy slaying god can get any girls number just by looking at them and has a 20 inch pinch