where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.
Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.
A guy without the hood around the tip of the penis.
"Dude are you a hooded hero or a cut crusader?"
"Why do you want to know, that's gay bro?"
bunch of baddies in one spot
#pussycrusaders4life
#superkoolkids
i heard the pussy crusaders were out the other day
yeah they really looted the houses of parliament, i wish i was a pussy crusader
A Knight in shining armor that wants to take back their holly land
Jonathan is such a crusade nigger, he visited Jerusalem just last week.
A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist
Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.
A time where the pope was like "nibba these muslims suck, go fuck them up"
"Yo I was part of the Great Crusade last night, it was so much fun taking Jerusalem
A person who specifically wastes their life "standing up" for "oppressed communities". They say they are making the world better with their outlandish idealisms (sorry for any minority crusaders that have a brain) but in the long run just annoy people.
I can't believe I used to be friends with minority crusaders. That was the worst time of my life.