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I’m crying except you’re too emotional to finish the sentence.
“Fam, here’s a $20 bag of coffee beans for you.”
“Bless up, I’m cry.”
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When you break up with your significant other, and you take out your laptop, watch Pornhub, and cry while jacking it; outside her window.
Tom: "So... wanna Netflix and Chill?"
Sandy: "No, I wanna Hulu and Break up!"
Tom: "Whelp, time to Pornhub and Cry."
*Tom cries*
...
*Tom jacks off*
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The iconic engine sound associated with the Pagani Zonda, an Italian supercar that is known for it's high-pitched F1 sound.
Someone drove their Pagani Zonda in town today. I can hear The Cry of Euphoria echoing throughout the area.
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Cry-Wanker: A man who has befriended a large number of attractive women, yet is simply unable to seduce any of them (which in turn causes him to cry whilst masturbating).
Also know as 'a-shoulder-to-cry-on', Cry-Wankers masquerade as 'nice-guys' in order to obtain a female's trust. As a result, Cry-Wankers are perceived to be non-threatening and are allowed close proximity to their 'friends', enabling them to warn said friends of other, more competent males.
Cry-Wankers are often coy and deceptive individuals, who lack the confidence to approach women in an ordinary manor. Due to this, they begrudgingly build long-standing friendship with women, in the hope that their targets will one day view them in a sexual nature. Thus, the Cry-Wanker able to masturbate normally, with a smile upon his face.
Cry-Wanker: It should have been meeeeeeeeee.
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A fan of Melanie Martinez that listens to her music and loves Melanie's style
OMG are you a cry baby too? Yeah I am I love her songs
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The act of engaging in masturbation while crying over the loss of a partner. Usually engaged in during or after a breakup, or a rejection, or an affair of the heart which has gone wrong. The point of the crying wank is to 'wank' through the tears of sadness over said loved one.
This act is always accompanied with the sound of "Angels" or "She's The One" - Robbie Williams.
(While tears leak from the eyes) Brett - "I can't believe she left me" -sniff- "If there's somebody... calling me on... she's the one..." (The act of ejaculation follows this.) - A typical crying wank after being rejected by the girl of your dreams.
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If you buy something you either can't afford or you regret deeply after purchaseing it, it's a Cry Buy.
Tom: Holy shit, waffles to $199.99 each. I want five!
Carl: Sounds like a cry buy.