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When you have the need for something that you will hardly use but your too cheap to buy it and renting it is not an option cause it still costs money. So you buy it on credit, use it, and when your done you break it on purpose so you can return it and say it was defective.
I wanted to change the tile in my bathroom and I did not have a tile cutter so I did a Cuban rental of one on Amazon.
To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.
"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"
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Cuban Nachos
While having sexual intercourse, the male puts tortilla chips on the female's chest. The male then busts a nut on her chest, sprinkling the cum to make the "cheese" all over the chips. Then the male takes a shit on the chest of the female on top of the chips to give it the "chili" part. The male then grabs an oven mitt and smashes the chips cum and shit together to make the nachos. The male then proceeds to titty fuck the female.
I use those Cuban Nachos on her all the time.
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An enthusiastic blowjob adminstered by a woman of Cuban descent. A well executed Cuban Kiss is so exciting that it often results in an orgasm for both the woman and the man.
My girl is driving me nuts but her Cuban Kisses make it all worth it.
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a bong bowl consisting of 3 layers: 1 gram of hash between 1 gram of weed below and 1 gram of weed above
lets pack some cuban sandwiches and chill the rest of the day
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To insert an ice cube into the orifice being used during deep heated penetrating sex, and then continuing with deep heated penetrating sex.
To enable oneself to experience extreme heat and cold during sexual intercourse by the insertion of an ice cube during peak sexual contact.
Tad was fucking Becky with and intensity he had not experienced since Brad. The heated penetration was making his cock burn in Beck's pussy. All of a sudden Becky jumped off Tad and ran into the kitchen leaving Tad bewildered yet relieved from the relief of the intense heat he felt on his cock. Just then Becky came back sucking on an ice cube sensuously, abruptly shoved the dripping cube in her burning cunt and slammed back down on Tads cock. Tad lost all sense of reality from the sudden an intense sensation of freezing cold and then simmering hot from Becky's burning pussy. She looked into Tads eyes and said " I learned this trick from Sue it's called a "Cuban Fuck".
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A person who had their neck slit and tounge pulled back inward down the throat and out of the slit hole... which then hangs down like a necktie.
Orgin: Cuba. and anywhere that is corrupt.
some thirdworld gorilla warfare tactic terrorism jungle shit to tell people or the govt, that they are not playing around.
You notice Mr. Rodriquez's stich across his throat? he was a survivor of a cuban necktie attempt.
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