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Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town
Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.
Slang for male semen. Used commonly in areas of Toronto, where health and sex junkies reign supreme.
Rosanne: God, last night was amazing.
Jonny: You really drained my schlong of its cucumber juice .
When you get your dick sucked for over 24 hours.
My girlfriend gave me a soggy cucumber last night.
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the act of playing with your partners cucumber, taking it one step further than heavy petting, or what is often known as "dry humping"
jenn and that boy are getting pretty serious. they arent yet banging, but that slut is giving him some serious cucumber play.
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Soaking a dildo in hot sauce then allowing it to dry before it's next use. Rubber sleeved dildos/vibrators seem to soak in the liquid better.
I was walking through the house when I heard a blood curdling scream! I guess someone used my Cajun Cucumber
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