A man or woman who has lard all over their thunder thighs.
Julia did not have a boyfriend because she was a cock juggling thunder cunt.
The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey
"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"
1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants
- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.
Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.
Bobby went to lick her piss.
The biggest cunt you have ever met in your life. She is rude, sleeps with everyone else's boyfriends, and talks shit about everyone.
ღƬαу Cʀᴏɴᴀɴ Ótѕαղα Ⱥиgєℓღ, slept with my boyfriend what a fucking Thunder Cunt
The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable
There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.
The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.
Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*
Person 1: thank you so fucking much
A woman who is a two-faced, backstabbing, hoe, that has no feelings for anyone but wants any type of attention even if they have to pretend to kill them selves to get it.
"God shes such a thunder cunt!"