1) The goat cheese at the bottom of the container.
2) When you jizz into a cup and leave it out for a few days.
I was doing the dishes when I accidentally scrubbed the nubbly curd out of the bottom of my favorite coffee cup. My roommate is going to get the ass beating of a life time when he gets home.
Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.
Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!
Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.
Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?
To crap one's pants on accident (see: shart) whether from a strong emotion or from second guessing how long one can wait until using the bathroom.
Todd tried to sneak away to the bathroom, but after laughing so hard everyone could smell his error curd.