Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.
Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese
Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.
Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.
Go pack go!
Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.
vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno
" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"
A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
To crap one's pants on accident (see: shart) whether from a strong emotion or from second guessing how long one can wait until using the bathroom.
Todd tried to sneak away to the bathroom, but after laughing so hard everyone could smell his error curd.