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Miley Cyrus is a tool. I will now go on to make fun of some of her song names because I can do so.
Bottom of the Ocean - Where you should be at this current point in time.
Closet Full of Clothes - Yes, Miley. A closet is normally where clothes reside.
Creeper of my Heart - Wtf?
Don't Walk Away - Too bad.
I Don't Feel Beautiful - I wonder why.
I Want To Be Your Baby - No.
I'm Ready for Love - BITCH YOU'RE 12.
If We Were A Movie - No one would watch.
Old Blue Jeans - Wtf?
Rockstar - Like you know anything about being a fucking "rockstar".
The Bone Dance - Wtf?
Her song lyrics are beyond shitty.
Shitty as in THEY DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.
One of Miley Cyrus' stupid songs:
There was this guy,
A little smaller,
He was great,
And I was taller.
He was the one I needed.
I asked him out,
But he said no,
Just wanna be friends,
But I'm sorry though.
So I begged and pleeded
So I was left heart broken.
And no more words were spoken.
The next day he didn't even speak.
I looked away I felt so week.
I didn't even get one kiss.
How the samheck can he do this.
But he thinks it's alright again.
So now still we are just friends.
Is this what the world of music is coming to? Seriously? Those have got to be some of the worst lyrics to any song ever. Whoever wrote that song (it was probably not her on account of I doubt she writes any of her songs because she's most likely too busy brainwashing kids and destroying braincells) should probably just stop writing songs now. Like, right now.
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Someone born from the Disney channel, Miley Cyrus sounds like a man with extremely drastic tone variation. Example, "i probably shouldn't SAYYY THIISSS, but at times i get so scared, when i think about the PREEEVIOUSSS"
Apart from that, she is an extremely dangerous weapon to all on this earth. Usually targeting 11, 12, 13 and sometimes 14 year old girls, she causes their hormone-filled bodies to worship and drool on her feet. When one messes with her fans, they should run away screaming.
Normal person #1: Wow, Miley Cyrus' singing is really bad!
Normal person #2: Shhh...keep your voice down!
Normal person #1: What are you talking about? The only person who can hear us is that cute little 11 year old.
11 year old fan: I'm sorry, but did i hear you say her singing is bad?
Normal girl #1: Yes, little girl.
*Normal person #2 runs away*
11 year old fan: YOU MOTHER F*CKER, F*CK YOU WHORE, YOU FAT PIECE OF SH*T
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1The Chosen One. As in the one chosen to tarnish the entire country with her success.
2The Bomb. By the bomb, I mean her music is shipped to enemy forces overseas, then terrorists listen to it and kill themselves.
3Hannah Montana. Clearly the most awful program in entertainment. It's even banned from countries with people who have sensitive hearing. So fake that is makes the Final Fantasy series look nonfictional.
4 A no talent attention whore who doesn't have friends and only acts for money and attention. Also if you're over 15 and enjoy her music or shows-- wow! That's like 5 million of you! Hohohoh...
God: *holding baby Miley* Billy Ray. I bestow upon you little baby Miley Cyrus. I present to you a queen and future ruler of entertainment. The chosen one! *drops baby Miley on her head* ...Oopsie...
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lead guitarist for the band Metro Station.
Miley Cyrus's (Hannah Montana) Half brother
OMG I got a pic with Trace Cyrus last night!!!
Who?
Duh Hannah Montana's real life brother!!!
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When you've needed to take a dump for days but can't, because you have a large wrecking ball stuck in your lower intestine, blocking your path to relief and leaving you full of anguish.
I can't seem to get a load out, I must have a bit of a Piley Cyrus.
A term used to describe an outfit which consists of a popped collar, half-tucked shirt, tucked-in blazer, and a tie which remains on the outside of such blazer.
Friend - "Mans copping the Cyrus Drip"
Cyrus - "Nah bro im Silver I"
The Cyrus Effect is the result of the presence of a cyrus online causing you to lag/wifi go down whenever they appear online. It may seem like a coincidence until it happens every single time. Careful though, it will sometimes not mess with your wifi and mess with somebody else instead to throw you off its trail. Spread the word.
Kat: Yo I'm lagging so hard rn.
Yonathan: Bro it's the Cyrus Effect messing with u rn.
Cyrus: (obviously lying) IT'S NOT ME