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The act of cumming inside a girl's anus. She is then required to take a shit on a glass dish. The result should be a rich brown pastry with creamy white swirls. (The powdered sugar is optional).
She wanted beakfast in bed. So I gave her a danish cake.
When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.
Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up
"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"
"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."
the biggest damarh factory ever......
also known as danthore :P a guy who is used by cdgk
yesterday danish was being used by the government very effectively
When a man sticks his fist up a woman's anus, and then procedes to spread his fingers.
I gave her a Danish Starfish the other night!
a scrotum that has not been washed in 3 weeks and 7 seconds
Bill Cosby has a danish sack.
A Danish Fade ("Dansker Fade" in Danish) is where you have a side cut, and then it fades out. If you want to see an example, go look up "Fashion Terkel" hes the best example you can get
Dane 1: Hey mate, thats a beutifull danish fade you got there
Dane 2: Thank you.
Whilst giving head the woman inserts her pinky into the mans asshole covering it with shit, she proceeds to remove her finger smearing all over the mans penis and her lips before proceeding to continue with the blowjob
Josh: Oh man I just had the kinkiest shit happen
Alec: why wtf happened
Josh: some midget just tried the Danish Lipstick in me it was whack