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noun: A creature with an asian man haircut, chinstrap mustache, who shows up at random parties as a human, eventually gets so hammered that all he wants to do is get into a robe, thus establishing himself as "Dans Hefner", and eventually becomes an ape who's only mission is to leave his surroundings in ruins.
verb: To get in a "bent knee stance", grab your drink by two hands, whatever it may be, and continue to chug it with your eyes wide open, until it is completely gone.
"Dans your drink right now!"
"Just Dans."
"Does anybody know where Dans is?"
"Dans-proof the house, because he is goinng to break everything."
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Dan is usually quite an honest guy who cares about those close to him. It would be best not to annoy him because he could take anyone in a fight. To start with he may come a cross as a douche but as you get to know him you'll see that he is actually a great guy who is just too brutally honest sometimes.
Have you seen Dan?
Yeah he's great
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A scary tall, but insanely sweet . He is is misunderstood. People think of him as a klepto and a nympho. Once you get to know him, you'll fall in love weather you like it or not.
Omg! I wish my boyfriend was a Dan like yours!!!
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One of the best people on earth..she is beautiful,reliable,trustworthy,funny.
If you ever meet her then don’t try to mess with her ..you may lose her .. and that’s not ok
Dan is the cutest girl ever.
A rare type of man that will care for you and be there for you through every battle. He is beautiful in every way possible, he is smart and loyal, and always truthful. A Dan can be the best thing to happen to you... SO NEVER LOSE HIM!!!! Cause if you do you will spend the rest of your life regretting letting him go.
Man, how did you manage to get your boyfriend he is the full package!
Dan is a very cute person who most of the time is gay. They are decent a sports but most of the time gets carried. The name Dan usually get a boyfriend named Charlie. People named dan usually play baseball and basketball but are pretty trash at both.