The day where no one shows up to school
Yo, it’s December 2 of course I’m not going to school
You don’t go to school that day
Student:I am not going to be at school because I am sick
December 2: Where are the students today
National Twerk On Someone Day
National Slap Titty Day
December 2 is National twerk on someone day and slap titty day
On this day, the most intelligent and handsome people are born. You can still be handsome or intelligent if you aren't born on 2 december though ;)
"Wow, he is so handsome and smart, he must be born on 2 december!"