Deer Ankles

What Burger King sells basically

"Yo you want sum from burger king gang? Hell nah nigga ion eat that shit taste like deer ankles"

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Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.

Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!

gay deer

A deer with sexual interests far beyond the normal deer mind.

Deer 1: wanna have sex
Deer 2: no we are the same gender
Deer 1: it's June man grow some balls
*gay deers have sex*

deer biscuit

A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.

"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"

deer penis

A deer penis is a 12 inch dick👌🏽🍆

Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis

Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess

Deer-Fucker

An eastern european truck driver who rescues a deer only to have sexual intercourse with it, while using mud as lube

I just saw this baby deer by the road and fucked he shit out of it... I'm such a Deer-Fucker

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City Deer

Urban black people who run across the street with no regard to street signs or lights

I hit a city deer and kept on driving, but my windshield is fucked

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