The act of going to the delicatessen for lunch.
Are you deli-ing today? Why, yes! I am deli-ing! I really want a turkey and cheese sandwich on toasted whole wheat.
Poop deli is the theme of a viral tiktok skit by user Itsfrankie13. The skit is mocking stereotypes of the New York and New Jersey deli ordering process. They use imaginary "poop" as an extra topping on their orders as a mockery of things like "gabagool" or a "shmear of cream cheese".
One scene depicts a customer asking to scoop out the bread of a bagel and replace it with poop, which is a reference to a video of a Californian customer getting upset at a deli that would not scoop out his bagel to add extra cream cheese.
When the whole family goes to the poop deli..
person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”
A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds
walks in poop deli
customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today
Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.
Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.
Derived from the maliforous odor of a Kroger deli ham, "deli ham" is a slang term for a flatulant.
I can tell by Rugs grin, it was him who ripped the deli ham.
The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences
I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight