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Literally the most two faced person, figuratively n physically. She wears makeup that makes her skin tone shades lighter n making her look like a whole different person. She will be ur bestie “trying to get u together with ur crush”, but really ends up humiliating you for the rest of a field trip n ends up dating ur former crush, when u still had feelings for them. Then, in the class u have with her, she wants to talk to u, even mention HER BOYFRIEND, acting like all that never happened. Then when she sees u in the hallway when she’s w her bf will roll her eyes at u when she think u n ur real bestie don’t see, but y’all do.
Ughhhh I frickn hate Denise Lopez
Martha Denise is a kind, sweet and lovable person. Has always something good to say and always makes you feel special.
She is loyal and trustful.
Martha Denise is awesome!
Incredibly drunk, especially at a work event, and usually after just one or two flutes of cheap bubbles.
Sorry I'm late, I got Totally Denised last night and slept through my alarm...
When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
lowkey one of the cutest couples u will see in a while. chris and denise love each other very much and would do anything for eachother to make eachother happy
person 1: "hey, have you heard of chris and denise?"
person 2: "yea they are such a cute couple!"
Denise points&laughs at u
Cries when u do the same 2 her
Denise hits u wen u disobey her INSANE demands
But no hitting Denise back,nonono
Cant do dat,cs Denise get butthurt
Denise make ALL the decisions
Because "clearly" u "cant"
Bc "ur stupid" (actual Denise qoute)
Ur out here working ur butt off 2 survive
While Denise sits on her throne dictating
Denise - the cunt queen Ant 🐜👑
The truth about Denise...
Denise does not know best,watsoever.
she is wrong ALL THE FKN TIME!
U were the clever 1 allalong,not Denise.
Denise will keep drainin ur blood
til All That Remains is water
But u have b4 & u will again - w/ courage & strength
turn dat water into fiine wine
(apparently in this metaphor ur jesus? idk wot im doin sry)
Fk u Denise the Menace
Fragile bitchass narcissist
Avoid at all costs
Batteries not includd
A dude that is definitely a dude but dresses like a Denise🍆💃
That's definitely a man, but she says her names Turbo Denise.