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A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.
A boob that is heavy or hard to hold; dense.
Jim; Hey dude, did you hear about Jillian?
Alex; No, what man?
Jim; She has dense breast.
Alex; Damn man, that sucks.
Jim; Well, I'd still tap that
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Someone known as Fluff, Esiyx, and Esyix
"Wah i dont have a harem!!!"-Fluff-chan
Welp have to add Dense Yuri Harem Owner or it cant be added
One of DarkViperAU's most viewed clips
also kind of funny to say
YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
1)something to shout at the top of a roller coaster
2)Ricky's Counter-strike name
Dense Fence!
when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground
sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods