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a sport on skates!! its played on either a bank track or flat track by mostly females of all types! first there are four blockers from each team which consists of the pivot...yes the pivot is a blocker too. the pivot controls the speed of the pack and tells the other blockers where they want them on the track to form an affective "wall"!! then there is 1 jammer from each team. the jammer is the one that scores the points. (one point for each blockers hips she passed of the opposing team) the blockers form the "wall" to keep the opposing jammer from getting through the pack and letting their jammer through. the jammer to get through the pack first is the lead jammer. the lead jammer has the ability to call off the jam to keep the other jammer from scoring any points!! if a jammer is sent to the penalty box this is called a "power jam" which the jammer that is on the track will continuously skate the track to score as many points as she possibly can until she is joined by the opposing teams jammer!! it truly is a great sport and if you think its all lesbians with beer belly's then you are highly misinformed!! go check out your local team and talk to some of the girls!! you may end up joining the fun yourself!! there is a mutual understanding and sisterhood that comes along with derby.
i have no examples of roller derby!! go watch a bout!! its the only way to really learn the sport!!
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The process of filtering through Urban Dictionary to find the latest and most relevant sayings to add to your already vast Urban Dictionary vocabulary.
Guy #1 : Yo dude! Ima go on a kick-ass Urby-Derby tonight!
Guy #2 : Haha yeah man, i do that all the time!
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Another term for an all-women's marathon or race of some sort.
Joe: Hey man, what's that smell?
Bob: Dude, didn't you hear? There's a trout derby on our street today.
Joe: I thought I smelled fish...
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A derby snow is someone who is a dirty cock sucking son of a bitch who goes to bed at the same time as your nan. A derby Snow often has a little fuckin mummies bitchboy to lick his balls clean. Also their is a high chance you are the son of pikey and a rich snobish cornish scottish arselicking facefuck.
Your so gay, your so Derby Snow do you use 'tiscarli'.
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A slang used to represent someone of severe distaste. It's one of few references to a "cunt" that is actually worse than the original meaning. Original meaning is in reference to a derby horse that, once injured, or is too old or incapable of racing, is shot or euthanized for its inability to perform.
Only used in serious cases.
1. I just wanna take him out back and whoop the shit outta that derby cunt.
2. He did WHAT? Wow, what a derby cunt.
3. Uuuugh...I can't stand that derby cunt.
4. WTF is wrong with you, you fuckin derby cunt asshole bitch.
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derby county, england's shittest football (soccer) team.
they're fans are commonly known as "sheep shaggers" to all other respectable teams.
they also need to take their head out of their ass, swallow they're pride (little as it may be) and admit that forest, who have twice been the best team in europe are better than them.
even leicester city are better than them and leicester are bollocks.
"yeh its true derby county lost again"
"all those fans of derby county really should get their dicks out of those sheep's asses and start watching their team lose"
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Describes someone who is spoken of as attractive, but outside the context of a roller derby bout they are fair to slightly below average in appearance. Due to the limited options available, and the preponderance of rather rotund and portly players, any female who is under 145 pounds shoots up in rating, disproportionate to their actual attractiveness.
Occasionally occurs after sleeping with a derby girl, and then seeing her when you are sober, the next morning.
Refers to the overly hyped appearance of badly tattooed females who would not make the cut to be aspiring Suicide Girls.
"Wow Suzy Streetrod is really cute."
"Nah, I ran into her in a bar last week, and she has a face that can stop a clock. She is just derby hot."
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