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desmond

a male with a massive cock in dudes asses

guy 1: oh dez ur cock is so huge in my bootyhole
Desmond: oh yea bby

by urmomlovesme<3 April 5, 2022


Desmond

A term used in video gaming, in team based games, for players who leave their team to attempt a play in order to benefit their team, but when viewed by the other team is often seen as a "weird position". A reference to asdf movie when Desmond the moon bear didn't know how he got there.

Teammate #1: there's a Desmond on our flank.
Teammate #2: how did he get there?

by MarioManz February 20, 2020


Desmond

A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease

Yo desmond is mad cool

by Ballagfdf April 22, 2022


Austin desmond

15 year old prep student, rugby enthusiast and daily churchgoer.

i have recently committed my life to Jesus. however, I cannot withhold till marriage, it is my greatest sin.

Austin desmond: my biggest pet peeve. when you go active after you say goodnight
im just a little boy who needs help

my name is Austin desmond and i like older woman

by puss puss meow meow 3000 August 12, 2024


desmond clark

Hes a sexy ass machine. Smashesh girls on the regular and gets money.

desmond clark is so damn sexy and I wish I could be like him.

by iiDez June 29, 2017


Desmond Rivera

AKA “TrillDez”, Desmond Rivera is a well known rapper from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

I love Desmond Rivera!

by Mr.WorldofWords May 9, 2024


Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022