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A person which wants the attention all the time and who is desperate to get a reaction out of someone.
Stop being a desperate beg
Being really desperate for sum dick
Shut yo dick desperate ass up!
The act of propositioning someone to be your friend when you really don't know them.
I really wanted to hang out with this one asian chic that did my nails once, but I felt embarrassed and thought I would sound friend desperate to ask her to hang out...
When your will to drive over 3 hours to find a party
Tim "I'm party desperate"
John " Fort Scott is 3 hours away"
Tim "I'm done"
When you try to find a word in the urban dictionary that isn't taken, so you can create that said word and become very popular.
GIF: Man, I am bored out of my mind. Let's see if I can make a new word in the urban dictionary!
JIF: GIF, shut up, and listen to the teacher. We are learning about drugs so pay attention.
GIF: But I am urbanly desperate right now.
JIF: I do not care what you are. Look at the board!
The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.
"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"
"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"
When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.
Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!
Keith: So what? You do anything?
Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.
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