a dude with no self-esteem and a skinny penis
"He hates himself so much, call him slim dickin's"
When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.
While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.
To show off. To brag or one up someone.
"Not to be toaster dickin but I got a 3.0kd"
"After I get my new car ima be toaster dickin for weeks!"
When a guy who's less than a 5 gets a girl on the rebound who's higher than a 7. He's said to be dickin up.
Man, Jeff got him a hottie he's really dickin up!
The act of giving a female “all of it” causing them to fall in lust quickly.
Man… I caught this girl peeping in my window last night. I should’ve never given her a Griffin-Dickin.
To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.
Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.
Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
When someone won't stop following you.
When someone doesn't do their job.
When someone is slow at something.
Percy won't stop elephant dickin.