Corporate Dirtbag

A 9-5 office employee that’s a heavy weed smoker and can still deliver their projects on time. They can go out on the weekdays and will function pretty well at work the next day.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.

I’m not sure why I tried so hard in college. The people that didn’t try as hard ended up in the same place as I am. It’s my turn to chill. I’m in my corporate dirtbag era.

Dallas dirtbag

The act of having sex with your dog after a haircut and shaving ur pubes off then cumming on the dog and then placing the pubes on the dog to make it have more hair

Johnny mo gave the dallas dirtbag to snoopy.