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Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.
In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.
When someone farts And then then accidentally craps themselves. I.E shart
Uh oh, hope you didn't just crap yourself, or have an A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)
Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.
The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.
Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.
Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
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When you sit on the floor at a standing desk.
I discharge when playing Minecraft.
It’s not cum it’s the stuff that comes out the when it wants to clean itself but I like calling it female. Cum👽
I have a lot of sticky discharge in my underwear
Act of verbally release anger.
My job is to take verbal discharges from my boss.
Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:
Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,
One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,
The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,
Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.
When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"
Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."