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A fictional occupation.
A person who has no occupation other than housework, yet still wants to appear to be useful, may decide to refer to herself/himself as a "domestic engineer". Such people are also overheard referring to themselves as "professionals" etc.
However official the title "domestic engineer" may sound, there is no engineering involved, and there is no formal education required to obtain this title.
Actual Engineer: What is your occupation? Do you have a degree?
Domestic Engineer: I'm a domestic engineer, and I have an associate's degree in liberal arts.
Actual Engineer: So you're unemployed and you're not an engineer.
Domestic Engineer: <cough> uhmmm...
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Rogering, in the case of a certain Johnathon, is the booty of delivering a five knuckle shuffler through to its crowning glory while staring at a lubricated man-boob, having typed the word 'men' into Google images. Domestic Rogering involves this practice, but in a harsher and more innapropriate environment- the home. Domestic Rogering should, in my opinion, and that of my many contemporaries, be punished by the inhumane and degrading treatment of removing the internet modem, thus rendering Google Images unoperative, and preventing Domestic Rogering taking place.
What this barbaric treatment will eventually do to the youth involved has yet to be experienced, since the Young Roger involved has since been provoked into simulating awful sex acts on another breed of animal, namely, allegedly, Mr Verity.
Domestic Rogering is sometimes accompanied by the humble, and often fruitless Biometric Rogering System, which makes no light work of the wank chariot that it replaces. Domestic ROgering can also be accompanied by an awful mullet, the style of which has never been seen since the late 1970's, and an uncomprehensable grin, which could be regarded as cheesier that my vicar's socks.
Domestic Rogering is a barbaric practice that harms the unborn, the elderly, and more importantly, Key Stage 4 pupils at a specific Lincolnshire school. Rogering should be stamped out!
Roger, stop it!
Domestic Rogering involves the unexplainable and henious crime of exploiting the internet and other people to the benefit of your own specific and unsanitary needs, in the home.
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Domestic dogs are domestic canines that have been in the company of humans for millions of years. They are just the right pet for anyone if they find that space in their heart to get one and find the right breed for them. Here is why they are just such good pets:
- Their loyalty has the sky as it's limit. Remember poor Hachikล that had tremendous loyalty to his deceased owner.
- They have many uses. They have saved the lives of soldiers as their noses are so strong that they can smell bombs and locate them in order to have them pose no danger anymore. They can be very successful therapy and the gentle, calm and sweet nature of therapy dogs makes them suitable chooses to even lead the blind. There are also hunting dogs that have much strength and endurance to take on the hardest of tasks their Hunter gives them.
-They can do many fun and impressing activities like frisbee, flyball, protection work, pulling cars, and IQ tests. Awesome.
- The smartest dog breed in the world, the border collie, has the brainpower of a 2 year old human child. If that doesn't scream intelligence then I don't know what does.
"Dude, domestic dogs are not born survivors like domestic cats are. They suck to the highest level.."
"Yeah, but dogs were bred to be companions not 'born survivors' and the word 'domestic' should be throughly processed in your pea-sized brain. They were bred to be loyal, life-saving, loving and sweet companions that have been put on this earth to love. Respect domestic dogs for what they are, don't disrespect them on what they aren't."
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A new science invented by a high school senior at Richland Collegiate High School.
After noticing most Engineers are men she decided to try and promote engineering for women. Unfortunately, most of the women didn't understand how they could make a sandwich with mechanical engineering, or even what mechanical engineering was.
In response to her failure, she founded this new academic science specifically for women. Domestic engineering is the design of all the household necessities not already designed by men. These include, and are limited to, sandwiches or babies.
I'm glad that chick finally got knocked up, maybe now she'll drop up and take up Domestic Engineering like a real woman.
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Too big of a pussy to stand up and tell her/ him to Fuck off!, Pussy, no spine...penisless
I'm Rudy, I'm afraid of marriage will a domestic partnership work for you sweetheart?
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a domestic partnership is a form relation between two people in which one person is usually domesticated like a cow or a dog resulting in said domesticated person being inclined to do everything their master partner tells them to do. frequently made popular by facebook and ignorant people unsure of the true definition.
Chip: Does anyone know where Walter has been recently?
Buck: Nope. Him and his girlfriend are in a domestic partnership on facebook though.
Chip: He probably sucks at life now.
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When two or more people of the same gender live together and practice a homosexual lifestyle.
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are in a domestic relationship.
My English teacher lives with her two sons and life partner in a domestic relationship
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