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Bruce Lee's Reincarnation. One of the biggest bad-asses in the world with Chuck Norris and Jason Statham. Famous for his movies IP MAN, The Iron Monkey, Kill Zone, and his signature Flash Point. Learns a different Martial Art & does his own stunts in each of his movies. The only man who could out-kick Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kick & cause injury.
Jesus Christ! Donnie Yen kicked him in the face hard enough to give him a 5 O'Clock Shadow
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origin: doncaster, south yorkshire, united kingdom
a sexual act performed on a female.
how to give her a 'donny shocker'
basically you use pretty much your entire hand, move it towards the vagina as if about to shake hands, then arrange your hands as follows:
"one on the clit, three in the slit and one in the shit" once you have the correct hand posture - move hand back and forth until satisfaction is achieved
when seeing a chav girl say to mate "bet she's 'ad a donny shocker"
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A wonderfully cinematic and compelling film directed by Richard Kelly and staring a wonderful cast headed by Jake Gyllenhaal and Jena Malone about a teenage boy turned superhero after a 6 foot tall rabbit helps him destroy the tangent universe that has been created, and save humanity.
Ultimately a sci-fi/love story, but one hell of a film at that!
(p.s. the pills were placebos)
Every creature on this earth dies alone.
Movie goer one: I didn't like it that much.
Movie goer two: That's cos you didn't understand it! Look it up in the urban dictionary.
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Donnie the Dealer is a sasquatch character from the popular Australian animated 'The Big Lez Show'.
He is professional at dealing shit.
Lez: "So how long is it gonna take you to get 25 million dollars worth of shit to my door?"
Donnie: "Mate, I'm Donnie the Dealer, give me 48 hours."
Lez: "Tops."
A male that is quick to shove his hand down into another persons danger zone during one of the first few meetings with them.
Jill: Why are you rubbing your crotch?
Sally: It's sore, Timmy is SUCH a donny diver!
Cult like religious leader that originated on MySpace.
Actual beliefs and teachings of The Church of The Donnie Llama are based upon free beer and free love.
Actual identity and age of The Donnie Llama is unknown. Religion is believed to be started by former descendants of an ancient Mayan religion that worshipped the sun, the water, wheat, barley, corn, and boobs.
Followers are asked to donate all their worldly possessions to The Church, recite His Prayer at least once a week, Hail Him, convert the non-believers, and sacrifice at least one 12 ounce adult beverage of his/her choice.
All hail the donnie llama.
Don is good, don is great!!!
I follow the teachings of the Donnie llama.
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A cinematic masterpiece, written and directed by Richard Kelly, about the creation of a tangent universe (i.e. the collapse of time and space leading up to the Apocalypse) and one semi-schizophrenic teenager's time-traversing attempt to discover the cause of the creation of the said universe and reverse it. Is a thought-provoking spectacle which is only really condemned by those who were angered that it didn't contain much violence or at least one full-blown sex scene. Shallow people, that is. Oh, also, I'm a massive fan of the movie but I don't consider myself a pseudo-intellectual... though there's no denying that it's intelligent. Don't listen to those who put it down because, quite simply, they don't have an active brain cell between them.
Donnie Darko is possibly the best movie ever made.
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