The art of not showing up for friendlies
Usually works for about 6-8 months
he's doobing you
you're getting doobed
The smallest joint you'll ever see
"Damn that's one tiny doobie doob!"
"Yeah but it's some goood stuff"
"bruh don matter build another one."
The action of smoking a doobie/joint.
"Hey, man wanna do the doob?"
a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.
Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....
The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.
Doob
"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."
Jacked, duped, jipped, tricked, scammed, stolen from.
It's 4/20/2018 and I got a $1 burrito for a munchie. I put it down somewhere dumb so my pup because it's missing. Must've been my pup, Doobie Doo. I've been Doobed.
I got doobed for my burrito by scooby Doo's cousin; Doobie.